Letters to Sasquatch

Anthropos ikane prophasis eis to dustukhein

Tsuki Bomb Double Gig Week

Thursday: Homebrew @ 8 in lodge 1

Friday: $3 at The Meridian w/ Mary & The Williams and Yuppie Grifter, time TBD

Come n’ get it. Bring all your friends!

I don’t understand why people always knock on bathroom doors.

The last thing I want to do while I’m making a doo is to have to be like ‘YO, I’M IN HERE’ or, even worse, be trapped in the awkwardness of not responding. 

Just jiggle the handle and see if it’s open and then leave if it’s locked.

Ya dig?

Step 1: receive incredibly unclear instructions from professor about dramatic monologue
Step 2: write poem
Step 3: decide that “monologue” is a subjective term and therefore my poem is a monologue
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
 

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

(via danatheexplaina)

get me outta here

Happy Birthday

Today would have
aged you fifty-one.

Instead time cracked
a smile across your face
as night fell & found an emerald
escape in your eyes.

I am one of your many histories – imperfectly present
that will not be forgotten.